You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She swung at the pinata with crutches
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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