similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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