R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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