She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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