The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
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tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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