I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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