im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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