Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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