sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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