i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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