i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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