You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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