i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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