those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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