So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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