Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I party with great urgency now.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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