i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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