My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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it's like iHOP with fire
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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