this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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Oh Jesus.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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