Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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