if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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