She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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