don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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