Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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