Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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