I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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