Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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