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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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