Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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