You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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