question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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