I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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