The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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