I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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