Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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