i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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