In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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