What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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