Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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