Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Are my feet made of real feet?
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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