the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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