Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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