i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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