STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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