Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
she smelled like a LAN party
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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