I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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