I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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