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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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