It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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