bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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